Joey Five-Cents!

"He took the script and studied it with a sullen frown. Watching him, I realized what a ghastly job it must be writing plays. I mean, having to hand over your little effort to a hardfaced manager and stand shuffling your feet while he glares at it as if it hurt him in a tender spot, preparatory to pushing it back at you with a curt 'It stinks.'"

P.G. Wodehouse, The Mating Season (1949)

Here's hoping that any Nicholl submissions on their way to 1313 North Vine Street are received, and received better than poor Bertie Wooster's by the newt-loving Gussie Fink-Nottle (including my own).